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    Home » Dessert Quotes » 55+ Best Chocolate Captions for Instagram

    55+ Best Chocolate Captions for Instagram

    June 4, 2022 by Liz @ Tasty Treats & Eats Leave a Comment

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    Best Chocolate Quotes for Instagram.

    The 55+ Best Chocolate Quotes. Perfect for sharing on Instagram - these quotes about chocolate are for true chocolate lovers!

    If you're a chocolate lover- chances are you've probably posted about one of your chocolate desserts on Instagram!

    If you're looking for the right words for your photos, we've done the hard work to give you 55+ best chocolate captions for Instagram.

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    Chocolate Quotes About Trying to Diet

    Chocolate and dieting quote
    1. "I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter."

    2. "In heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course."

    3. “If it were easy to resist, it would not be called chocolate cake.” ― Maryrose Wood

    4. “Nothing is as alluring as a piece of chocolate you can't have.” ― Nina Sandmann

    5. “Make a list of important things to do today. At the top of your list, put eat chocolate. Now, you’ll get at least one thing done today.” - Gina Hayes

    6. “Exercise is a dirty word… Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.” - Charles M. Schultz

    Best Quotes About Chocolate and Love

    7. "All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." ― Charles M. Schulz

    8. “Chocolate is a gift of love to yourself.” ― Sonja Blumenthal

    9. “Don't think that chocolate is a substitute for love! Love is a substitute for chocolate.” ― Miranda Ingram

    10. “After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.” - Emily Luchetti

    11. “Love is Chocolate
    The unprocessed kind. Dark. Bitter.
    But always with the promise of sweet
    perfection." ― Ellen Hopkins

    Chocolate captions about love

    12. “Forget love — I’d rather fall in chocolate!”

    13. “Nothing is more romantic than chocolate.” - Ted Allen

    14. “The way to a woman’s heart is through truth and trust. Well, all except mine. Mine is through chocolate.” - Taylor E. Bennet

    15. “Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first but keeps you warm for a long time.” - Henri Frederic Amiel

    Witty Chocolate Captions for Instagram

    16. “The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!” ― Terry Moore

    17. “The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare...neither knew chocolate.” ― Sandra Boynton

    18. “Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.” ― Judith Viorst

    19. “There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and communists.” ― Leslie Moak Murray

    20. “When life gives you lemons... throw them back and ask for chocolate.”

    Funny chocolate quote for instagram

    21. “Q: Why do you like chocolate so much? A: The answer, clearly, is because I've tasted chocolate.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch

    22. “There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate.” ― Linda Grayson

    23. “You brought chocolate—as far as I’m concerned, you’re my new favorite person.” ― Sarah J. Maas

    24. “When you walk into a chocolate store, suddenly the most difficult decision you will ever have to make in your life is which chocolates to pick! It is pure torture! Especially when you are in Belgium surrounded by Belgian chocolates!” ― C. JoyBell C.

    25. “Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.”

    26. “Switzerland is a place where they don’t like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.” - Brooklynite Larry David

    27. “Chocolate makes everyone smile – even bankers.” - Benneville Strohecker

    28. “Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can’t remember what they are.” - Matt Lauer

    Best Chocolate Instagram Captions About Life

    29. “Chocolate is a substance worth existing for” ― C.G. Drews

    30. “Nice memories are like chocolate: you can't survive on them alone, as they aren't very filling, but they make life sweeter.” ― Janine Weger

    31. “Life is like chocolate: you should enjoy it piece for piece and let it slowly melt on your tongue.” ― Nina Sandmann

    32. “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.” (from the Forrest Gump movie)

    33. “Life happens, chocolate helps.”

    chocolate quote about life

    34. “May your life be filled, as mine has been, with love and laughter; and remember, when things are rough all you need is ... Chocolate.” ― Geraldine Solon

    35. “God gave the angels wings, and he gave humans chocolate.”

    36. “Chocolate is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped up in it: deliciousness at the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a reward for being good.” - Mariska Hargitay

    37. “The world won’t get more or less terrible if we’re indoors somewhere with a mug of hot chocolate,’ ‘Though it’s possible it will seem slightly less terrible if there are marshmallows in the hot chocolate.” - Kamila Shamsie

    Chocolate Quotes for Instagram About Healing

    38. “Happiness is an unexpected piece of chocolate.”

    39. “Chocolate is happiness that you can eat.” ― Ursula Kohaupt

    40. "Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment."

    41. “Chocolate is comfort without words.” ― Ursula Kohaupt

    42. "Chocolate says I’m sorry so much better than words." - Rachel Vincent

    43. “As long as there is chocolate, there will be happiness.” ― Wayne Gerard Trotman

    44. “Chocolate is like my best friend and the most intense pleasure at the same time, perhaps not the most intense, but the most regular and reliable one.” ― Chloe Doutre-Roussel

    45. “Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive.” - Joanne Harris

    46. “If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?” - Marquise de Sévigné

    47. “A good night sleep, or a ten minute bawl, or a pint of chocolate ice cream, or all three together, is good medicine.” ― Ray Bradbury

    48. “Life without chocolate is life lacking something important.” - Marcia Colman Morton & Frederic Morton

    49. “My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” - Dave Barry

    50. “Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books.” - Bill Watterson

    Chocolate Captions for Instagram About Science

    51. “Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.” ― Fernando Pessoa

    52. “Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. ” ― Michael Levine

    53. “Women need chocolate. It's a scientific fact.” ― Sophie Kinsella

    54. “Save the Earth…it's the only planet with chocolate” ― Dianne Castell

    55. “Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”

    56. “Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate.” - John Milton

    So what are you waiting for? Go ahead and use these awesome chocolate captions for Instagram.

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